Tranny Consumption: All Time High

Tranny consumption is at an all time high.  The federal agency that tracks and graphs shemale smut visitor frequency says it can't keep up with following the data on a day to day basis.  Plans to update the agency's software have been under scrutiny since head organizer Gord Ramm requested a $19-million budget increase over the next four years.  Mr. Ramm has gone on record stating that he is furious with his superiors playing the bureaucratic process game.

Since the advent of smartphones, tablets and iPhones, the agency's abilities are stretched tight.  He went on to describe how his agency is buried under tranny data and that the $4.75-million per-year increase would give his team the ability to hire new staff, keep tracking methods current, update software and hardware and maintain a steady beer supply of the world's best beer.  The federal government has pledged $12-million over the same period but the agency insists it is cut short.

"If this country wants reliable tranny data tracking then the government needs to put its money where its mouth is," Mr. Ramm told the associated press.  "There are endless avenues of tranny access to monitor.  Some of these outlets  -- a website, a blog, a twitter account, a transgender singles site, whatever -- it gets started, rises in popularity, then overnight it disappears.  These types of losses are unacceptable as far as I'm concerned.  Our country should be ashamed that it's missing sufficient snapshots of this data.  Because today's tranny chaser is sophisticated.  Always on the lookout for something different, something new.  Like if today someone felt like hitting a search or simply a favorite browser bookmarked tranny blog and finding a cute amateur blonde packing meat not too big and not too small and with a bit of a curve... well, that would not be too difficult.  It's out there.  That's how sophisticated this network is.  Our resources need to keep up with that demand."

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